Top 10 Reasons LinkedIn Is Tamping Down Post Notifications!
#10. They're trying a social experiment to see how pissed off people can get if you deny or slow service.
#9. It's an attempt to drive people to Facebook, just like Twitter.
#8. To determine if it is worse than visiting K Mart, the DMV and the proctologist all in one day.
#7. To see if it's worse than the baby waking up after you've lit the candles, opened the bottle of wine and are ready to....
#6. They want to try to make a bigger blunder than Steve Harvey.

#5. To understand if it's easier than playing hockey with Vladimir Putin.
#4. It's El Niño, El Niño, El Niño!
#3. To keep Richard Branson from crashing from his rarified air.
#2. To reduce the number of LinkedIn profiles to below the number of guns in America, which is 300 million. No justice, no notifications.
And the number one reason why LinkedIn is tamping down post notifications is...To FOK with Kevin Bacon!
My best, Chris

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